mid life crisis

What do your Christmas pressies say about you? from Sparkyx 1047 days old

My Christmas presents 1. A very long gold chain (Because my huge boobs make anything less than 20 plus inches long look like a choker) 2. A pair ...

Just one more thing to do ...... from Sparkyx 1049 days old

I've finished! The house is spick and span (what on earth does that mean?) I know it means clean but where, oh where, does 'spick and span' come from? ...

Should I feel guilty? from Sparkyx 1062 days old

Sick of SITTING and still too exhausted to contemplate work, I ventured out, with the remains of my flu, to meet my lover. We shared germs. Saturday ...

Champagne kills all known germs from Sparkyx 1063 days old

I planned for two, well earned, 'sickies' on Thursday and Friday and what do you think happened? I actually got ill! Where's the fairness in that? Instead ...

Sex, Lies and Racism. from Sparkyx 1073 days old

[ ... ] sad little band of disloyal mid life crisis suffererers. A bit of light entertainment for me when Eastenders didn't suffice. Nothing! But the ...

Men see with one eye! from Sparkyx 1119 days old

Three blogs in quick succession and then? Nothing! I tell myself I will write something every day and then life gets in the way. How do all of ...

Am I bovered? from Sparkyx 1142 days old

Everything seems to be in reasonably good nick today. No extra wrinkles visible under the pound shop magnifying glass, droopiness and bingo wings inspected ...

I am a useless blogger. from Sparkyx 1143 days old

Where have the past weeks gone? Is it me or is time going faster? Is racing time a sign of impending elderlyness? Woe is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. My life ...

How do you make new friends? Help required! from Sparkyx 1193 days old

[ ... ] :-) So if a strange woman with a slightly crazed look approaches, don't be afraid, just humour her, she's having her mid life crisis. Sparky x

Is there life after the mid-life crisis? from Sparkyx 1234 days old

[ ... ] me into premature post mid life crisis state It was horrible. However, my mum is now coping with her grief following death of my ...