Well that didn't work! (See previous post)

Nine months since my last blog and despite all of that word giving little has changed. Still fat, still unhealthy, still stressed, still in the same job, blah, blah, blah .....

So what happened? It's simple really, I FORGOT my goals. I just got caught up in everyday life.

So here I am again.

The current state of play ......

It is almost a year since I stopped smoking! So you are feeling fit and healthy I hear you say ..... Am I bugger! I am as fat as a house, my blood pressure is up and I feel old. (Over the hill even)

I am pleased that I finally kicked the weed but now I have a new battle. I really do need to get fit (and loose weight) soon.

This weekend I bought myself some training kit and tomorrow (if I can get the kit out of the bag) I start the battle of the bulge. (Well, bulges actually)

I still haven't worked out how to include exercise into my routine. I hate walking, running is an impossibility with 36J's, and gym is nothing better than a torture chamber. I love swimming though ...... but it buggers up my hair ...... hmmmm ...... It looks like it will have to be dancing ..... Rock and Roll, Jive, Belly, Salsa, I love it all ..... Anyone want to join me?

I am back to work tomorrow after six weeks off. I am not looking forward to it one little bit. I am going back to conflict or control ..... more to follow.

However, I am counting down the days until I start my 'Stand up comedy course' ..... Yes, a STAND UP COMEDY course :-/..... One bottle of Prosecco, a few gin and tonics, and just a tiny amount of Brandy, and £159 is electronically transfered out of my bank account ..... YES £159!!! ..... so I can learn how to be a stand up comic!!! ...... AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE COMEDY ..... Oh the power of alcohol ..... It sounded like such a good idea at the time ..... Ho hum.

Sparky x