My Christmas presents .....
1. A very long gold chain (Because my huge boobs make anything less than 20 plus inches long look like a choker) 
2. A pair of silver hoop earings.
3. A silver ring with fake diamonds 
4. A huge bottle of Izzy Mikake perfume (for men, because I don't like the one for women)
5. 'Singing in the Rain' DVD
6. 'The inspector general' DVD (With Danny Kaye ) 
7. A wonderful belt with studs and diamonds and a sparkly buckle from NEXT
8. A diamonte stretch bracelet.
9. Earings to match the bracelet. (Super dooper bling)
10. A set of kitchen knives.
11. A pair of black leather gloves with fluff trim.
12. A very, very long soft black scarf.
13. A Jasper Conran bronze/gold pashmina.
14. A silver, black and turquoise diamond pendant with matching earings.
15. A sage green light jumper.
16. Dangly, over the top, earings that match the jumper perfectly.
17. A bottle of pink Champagne.
18. A packet of Roses chocolates.
19. 'Pub Quiz' interactive DVD. 
20. 2 bottles of white wine.
21. 2 bottles of red wine.
22. A cream and gold candle in a glass with little gold stars.
23. A mug with the inscription 'Able to multitask, even when resting'. (From my boss)
24. A £20 gift voucher for Evans.
25. Two texts and a voice mail message from my lover on Christmas day.
What on earth do my Christmas presents say about me?
Sparky x
safriz
sell em on the ebay