I was sitting here contemplating my navel,(as one does)feeling like shit and unsure as to whether to share my life with the blogging world when I thought "Does anyone give a shit?". Then I typed it ..... Then I accidently sent the heading ..... just the heading. So now I feel obliged to write.

Does anyone give a shit?

Should I vomit up the carroty details of my love life or should I just finish off the bottle of Prosseco and have an early night?

An early night I think.