Did the limp dicks reference catch your attention?

This blog was supposed to be about my mid life crisis and all I have talked about is family crisis and latterly love crisis.

I started all poetic, bright eyed and bushy tailed, fully intending to write every day and it has been nothing but disaster upon disaster ever since.

First my computer got stroppy ..... it is a gamble as to whether I will be able to send this blog ..... Then the family began to fall to pieces. At the moment I have one sister with breast cancer, another with liver cancer and a stepfather who was suddenly paralised as a result of bone cancer ...... there is loads more but I will skip all that ..... The cherry on the cake is that my 'lover' has chosen this moment to dump me after five roller coaster years. One minute we are walking hand in hand the next it is all over ..... Apparently he took a "reality check" and forgot to discuss it with me.

Sooooooooo I am free again ..... I am clubbing on Saturday ..... so watch out London ..... My hair and nails are scheduled for an overhaul on Friday night, I have chosen the sexiest outfit to wear ..... all sparkly and feminine ..... and bit of slap and a dash of Izzy will transform me from this sad old bag to the sophisticated older woman that I am ..... Hmmmm ..... Apart from the dodgy knee that is ..... Yep, fate has dealt me yet another wicked blow ..... My bleedin knee is playing up .....

Will Sparky trip the light fantastic with a limp? ..... Will men see past the gammy leg to the beauty within? Will she be capable of limping on four inch heels? ..... Watch this space.

Sparky x Ohhhhhh if you read this leave me a message ..... I am beginning to think I am talking to myself xxxxx